Sooner Football - Jokes
I just had to start adding jokes to the website. Some may be in bad taste - some may not.
They are all a least a little bit funny (to me at least). Click on the Title of the joke to
see the whole thing. Remember that these are told from a Sooner fan perspective so, if they
offend you, you're routing for the wrong team.
Green Side Up!
A painter was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window and yelled, "Green side up!"
In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this down and again walked over to the window and yelled, "Green side up!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing.
In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down and once again walked to the window and yelled, "Green side up!"
The lady then let her curiosity get the best of her and asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up' like that?"
"I'm sorry," said the painter. "I have a crew of Oklahoma State graduates laying sod across the street."
If you would like to send a joke just send it to the e-mail address at the
bottom of this page. Only "clean" jokes will be added.