EnglishLuke Wilson as Joe Bauers
Maya Rudolph as Rita
Dax Shepard as Frito
Anthony Campos as Secretary of Defense
David Herman as Secretary of State
Sonny Castillo as Prosecutor
Kevin McAfee as Bailiff
Robert Musgrave as Sgt Keller
Ryan Melton as Hospital Technician
Justin Long as Doctor
Heath Jones as Cop
Eli Muñoz as Horny Guy
Patrick Fischler as Yuppie Husband
Darlene Hunt as Yuppie Wife
Ryan Ransdell as Trashy Guy
Melissa Sweet as Slutty Girl
Valerie Posas as New Slutty Girl
Andrew Wilson as Beef Supreme
Mark Turner as Officer
Kevin Klee as Ow! My Balls! Guy
John Dodson as Additional Officer
Joseph Cheatham as Doctor in Waiting Room
Jason Schaefer as Prison Guard #1/Costco Greeter
Lawrence Castillo as Prison Guard
Turk Pipkin as Guy at Costco
Heather Kafka as Woman at Carl's Jr
Roman Ramos as Congressman
Randal Reeder as Secret Service Thug
Scarface as Upgrayedd
Brendan Hill as Secretary of Energy
Melissa Dawn as Female Newscaster
Derek Southers as Male Newscaster
Lidia Porto as Female Reporter
Greg Kelly as Stadium Guard
Greg Pitts as Cameraman
Jason Konopisos as Cop at Government Center
Mitch Baker as Doctor - with Trashy Guy
Daniel Smith as Control Room Director
Chris Warner as Cop at Costco
Danny Cochran as Secretary of Education
Earl Mann as Narrator
Terry Crews as President Camacho
Michael McCafferty as Officer Collins
Heath Allyn as Prisoner
Eric Anderson as Angry Court Member
Laetitia Bertrand as Hospital Patient
Kevin Cacy as Assistant District Attorney
Ricky Cavazos as Amusement Park Patron/Prisoner
Josh Christman as Little Boy
Ryan Christopher as Doctor
Thomas Haden Church as CEO of Brawndo
Peter Cornwell as Car Driver Town Person
Pierce Crowcroft as Kindergarden boy
Jack Cruz as Hospital Patient
Glori Renee Euwer as Museum Visitor
Joanna Gallagher as Townsperson
Ruben Gonzales as President Camacho's Entourage
Beth Gosnell as Woman watching car explode
Sammy Harte as Jury Idiot
Bruce Hayes as Costco Shopper/Inmate
Joslyn Hoffmeyer-Gay as Luke and Maya's Daughter
Katie Knighten as President Camacho's Groupie
Max Kruemcke as Townsperson
Adam Langley as Tennessee Senator
William McMinn as Kindergarden student/Birthday Boy
Javier Merida as Costco Shopper
Evan Miller as Charles Chaplin
James Moreno as Front Row Juror
Rajiv Patel as Townsperson
Leila Plummer as Third Pregnant Girl
Steve Powers as Townsperson
Andrew Rice as Shopper
Brenna Rivas as President Camacho's Groupie
Stephen Root as Judge Hank 'The Hangman' BMW
Sara Rue as Attorney General
Christopher Ryan as Doctor
Craig Saper as Townsperson
Kati Sharp as Townsperson
Michael Sorrels as Party Guest
Dan'l Terry as Stumbling Drunkard
Eric T Tung as Costco Guy
Jennifer Roxanne Vasquez as Camacho's Groupie
Santiago Villalobos as Camacho's Entourage
Forrest Walls as Rabid Fan
Angela Ware as Hot chick with trashy dad
Curtis Wayne as Amusement Park Patron
Herman Whitney III as Kindergarten boy
Lynnanne Zager as Carl's Jr Computer (voice)