EnglishEric Idle as Brian Hope/Sister Euphemia
Robbie Coltrane as Charlie McManus/Sister Inviolata
Camille Coduri as Faith Thomas Brian's Girlfriend
Janet Suzman as Sister Superior Liz
Doris Hare as Sister Mary of the Sacred Heart
Lila Kaye as Sister Mary of the Annunciation
Robert Patterson as 'Case' Casey Gangster Boss
Robert Morgan as Abbott Casey Hitman
Winston Dennis as Morley Casey Hitman
Tom Hickey as Father Seamus Horny Priest at Convent
Colin Campbell as Norm
Richard Simpson as Mr Norris Auditor
Nicholas Hewetson as Louis Accidentally shot during bank heist
Gary Tang as Ronnie Chang Triad member
David Forman as Henry Ho Triad member
Nigel Fan as Dwayne Lee Triad member
Ozzie Yue as Ernie Wong Triad member
Tatiana Strauss as Michelle Convent student
Wabei Siyolwe as Julie Convent student
Helen FitzGerald as Tracey Convent student
Stewart Harwood as Mr Thomas Faith's Father
Peter Geeves as Faith's Brother
Irene Marot as Hysterical Bank Manageress
Louis Mellis as Bank Security Guard
Craig Crosbie as Policeman in Car Park
Fred Haggerty as Gatekeeper
Michael Beint as Bewildered Policeman
Tex Fuller as Taxi Driver
Lee Simpson as Policeman with Radio
Oliver Parker as Doctor
Julie Graham as Casino Waitress
Dan Hildebrand as Casino Manager
Joanne Campbell as Ward Nurse
Gedren Heller as Chemist Shop Assistant
Britt Horrow as Hospital Receptionist
David Becalick as Police Sergeant
Aran Bell as Police Constable
Francine Walker as Tied-Up Nurse
Shirley Anne Selby as Tied-Up Nurse
Jennifer Hall as Airport Ticket Girl
John Phythian as Airport Policeman
Carole Anne as Nude Girl in Shower Room