On a mission to empty the trash from a ship arriving from a 27 year mission, Quark is captured by Zorgon.  He tries to get Quark to tell him where "it" is and Quark makes up a location in order to save his crew.  Meanwhile, Princess Libido takes a liking to Ficus who tries to get her to help Quark.  Zorgon's ship arrives at the asteroid and they discover that "it" is indeed there.  Quark and the Bettys are sent to the surface to be eaten by a Lizigoth.