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The Crooked World

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© Steve Lyons 2002
2002
Science Fiction; Television Tie-In
2002
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A series of books featuring the 8th Doctor from the once popular British television show Doctor Who.

1) The Eight Doctors
2) Vampire Science
3) The Bodysnatchers
4) Genocide
5) War of the Daleks
6) Alien Bodies
7) Kursaal
8) Option Lock
9) Longest Day
10) Legacy of the Daleks
11) Dreamstone Moon
12) Seeing I
13) Placebo Effect
14) Vanderdeken's Children
15) The Scarlet Empress
16) The Janus Conjunction
17) Beltempest
18) The Face-Eater
19) The Taint
20) Demontage
21) Revolution Man
22) Dominion
23) Unnatural History
24) Autumn Mist
25) Interference Book One: Shock Tactic
26) Interference Book Two: The Hour of the Geek
27) The Blue Angel
28) The Taking of Planet 5
29) Frontier Worlds
30) Parallel 59
31) Shadows of Avalon
32) The Fall of Yquatine
33) Coldheart
34) The Space Age
35) The Banquo Legacy
36) The Ancestor Cell
37) The Burning
38) Casualties of War
39) The Turing Test
40) Endgame
41) Father Time
42) Escape Velocity
43) Earthworld
44) Vanishing Point
45) Eater of Wasps
46) The Year of Intelligent Tigers
47) The Slow Empire
48) Dark Progeny
49) City of the Dead
50) Grimm Reality
51) The Adventuress of Henrietta Street
52) Mad Dogs and Englishmen
53) Hope
54) Anachrophobia
55) Trading Futures
56) The Book of the Still
57) The Crooked World
58) History 101
59) Camera Obscura
60) Time Zero
61) The Infinity Race
62) The Domino Effect
63) Reckless Engineering
64) The Last Resort
65) Timeless
66) Emotional Chemistry
67) Sometime Never...
68) Halflife
69) The Tomorrow Windows
70) The Sleep of Reason
71) The Deadstone Memorial
72) To the Slaughter
73) The Gallifrey Chronicles
No dedication.
The sun smiled down on the Crooked World, but the pig farmer felt as if it were laughing at him.
May contain spoilers
He didn't want things to ever change.
Comments may contain spoilers
This book explains nothing.  It is what would be called a filler story.  Neat but uninteresting.  Basically the Doctor enters a "cartoon" world and teaches them how to kill.  The End.
Synopsis (may contain spoilers)
This is the 57th novel published by the BBC to feature the 8th Doctor.  His companions are Fitz Kreiner and Anji Kapoor.

The TARDIS crew lands on a planet (presumably) where cartoon-like characters roam.  When the Doctor is shot and doesn't get back up, Streaky Bacon (a pig) goes with Fitz and the Doctor in the ambulance to Zanytown.

The Doctor eventually recovers and he, Fitz and Anji discover that their mere presence there is altering the way that the population is living.  When one of the citizens of Zanytown kills his nemesis, all hell breaks loose.

Fitz and the Doctor have to diffuse the syndicate of evil in destroying the world while Anji goes with the Skeleton Crew to find the source of the Crooked World.

Extract (may contain spoilers)
Gloomy Forest was living up to its name.  Almost as soon as the Spook Wagon had crossed its threshold (its driver, Mike Leader, was trying out a new short cut), the sky had darkened.  At first, Anji had put this down to the thick canopy of leaves above her.  Then she had realised that, without any warning, storm clouds had gathered.  There was no rain, but intermittent forks of lightning lit the darkness, followed by ominous rolls of thunder.  The black, wizened trees formed ghoulish silhouettes, as if they were reaching out with sharp talons.

A mile or so along the winding forest road, the van had broken down, the cause of its malaise unknown.  Mike, a tall, blond, handsome nineteen year-old who dressed older, had looked under its bonnet, and Anji hadn't been able to resist peering over his shoulder.  The van, she had been surprised to see, had an engine (or at least an approximation of one; for all she knew, it could have been a lump of scrap metal).

'Well, gang,' Mike had said, 'it looks like we're going to have to find a garage.'

'You mean we've got to walk through this spooky old forest?' the skinny, nervous Tim Coward had wailed.  'On foot, like?  What if we run into a ghost?'

'Oh, Tim!' the dumpy Thelma Brains had groaned, huge eyes blinking through the lenses of her thick-framed glasses.  'How many times do I have to explain to you that free-floating spectral manifestations cannot exist in the rational world?'

'Still, perhaps Tim's got a point,' the group's slender redhead, Harmony Looker, had said.  'Perhaps somebody ought to stay to look after the van.  It's got all our instruments inside.'

Anji had been left out of the ensuing discussion - and, preoccupied with her own thoughts, she hadn't followed it too closely.  She wasn't sure how it had come to be that Mike, Thelma and Harmony had all got to stay in the warmth and relative safety of their vehicle, while a reluctant Tim had headed into the dark forest with only his pet dog for company.

'What should we do until Tim and Fearless come back, Mike?' asked Harmony.

'I don't know,' shrugged Mike.  And he and the two girls stared through the windscreen, occasionally blinking but otherwise motionless.

Anji paced restlessly outside, wrapping her arms about herself to stave off a chill wind and wondering if she should have gone with Tim Coward after all (at least then she would have been doing something).  When first she had flagged down the Spook Wagon and met the Skeleton Crew - a clean-cut, teenage rock band with a shaggy, canine mascot - she had thought they seemed fairly normal.  She was in danger of revising that opinion.

Then Tim returned, breaking through the trees at a run, his hair standing on end, his bony arms waving frantically, his dog at his heels.  His friends jerked into action, leaping from the van to greet him, Mike shouting a concerned 'What's wrong, you guys?'

'We ran into a ghost!' stammered Tim through chattering teeth.  He pointed vaguely back the way he had come, then he and Fearless dived beneath the Spook Wagon, although their shaking legs - and Fearless's stumpy tail - remained visible.

Thelma folded her arms and smiled indulgently.  'Oh, don't be ridiculous, you two.  I already told you, there's no such thing as -'

'A ghost!' gasped Harmony, as a bizarre apparition came stumbling towards them.

'You've got to be kidding,' said Anji, joining the others to get a better look.

'I believe I may be forced to reconsider my objections,' wailed Thelma.

Mike cried: 'Let's skedaddle!'

Characters
Doctor 8 - (Doctor)
Fitz Kreiner - (Companion)
Anji Kapoor - (Companion)

 

Added: 11-Jan-2003
Last Updated: 07-Feb-2025

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 03-Jun-2002
BBC Books
Mass Market Paperback
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Date Issued:
03-Jun-2002
Format:
Mass Market Paperback
Cover Price:
£5.99
Pages*:
251
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Once
Internal ID:
229
Publisher:
ISBN:
0-563-53856-2
ISBN-13:
978-0-563-53856-1
Printing:
1
Country:
United Kingdom
Language:
English
Credits:
Blacksheep  - Cover Artist
The people of the Crooked World lead an idyllic existence.

Take Streaky Bacon, for example.  This jovial farmer wants nothing more than a huge blunderbuss, with which he can blast away at his crop-stealing nemesis.  And then there's Angel Falls, a racing driver with a string of victories to her name.  Sure, her trusted guardian might occasionally put on a mask and menace her for her prize money, but that's just life, right?  And for Jasper the cat, nothing could be more pleasant than a nice long nap in his kitchen - so long as that darn mouse doesn't jam his tail into the plug socket again.

But somebody is about to shatter all those lives.  Somebody is about to change everything - and it's possible that no one on the Crooked World will ever be happy again.

The Doctor's TARDIS is about to arrive.  And when it does...  That's all folks!

This is another in the series of original adventures for the Eighth Doctor.
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First published 2002
First printing assumed
USA: $6.95
Canada: $8.99

Original series broadcast on the BBC Format © BBC 1963
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